Skywalker Streeet.

This ran on forever and made me laugh...

23:34skywalker.:
it's a rough area
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23:35Vic:
the stormtroopers turned to crystal meth
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23:35skywalker.:
aaaah.
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23:35Vic:
R2D2 is an escort
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23:36skywalker.:
C3P0 does gay born.
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23:36Vic:
and as for chewwy, I don't know what happened but he swears that prostitute was alive when he left her
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23:37skywalker.:
the wookies have been engaging in a drug war with the jedi crew.
many horrible things have happened
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23:39skywalker.:
lots of victims caught in the crossfire.
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23:41Vic:
The ewoks running illegal immigrints across the border
back of that lorry opened up, heaps of sand people hidden in the back
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23:42skywalker.:
whilst the females of naboo are pimped out by 'queen' amidala.
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23:43Vic:
I never had Yoda down as a drug lord. Him and Obi Wan are like the Krays these days
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23:43skywalker.:
scum.
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23:44Vic:
bahaa
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23:44skywalker.:
han solo, one cop trying to make a difference...
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23:46skywalker.:
recruits a rookie with ideals to help him out, luke skywalker.
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23:49Vic:
this conversation just made my life
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23:50skywalker.:
haha
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23:50Vic:
i'm wearing my stab vest when i go
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23:51skywalker.:
you'll need to pay off some people so you won't get shot.
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23:51Vic:
i gave some guy called anakin a call
seems like a bad seed though
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23:51skywalker.:
i know. bit eeevil
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23:53Vic:
seriously needs to work on his breathing down the phone too
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23:54skywalker.:
haha
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23:55Vic:
really loud and heavy. kinda creepy.
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23:55skywalker.:
obsessed with the dark side and purifying the world, right racist.
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23:56Vic:
sith lord for hire the personal ad read
I thought i'd be safe
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23:56skywalker.:
maybe
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23:57Vic:
he came highly recommended like
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23:57skywalker.:
by who?
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23:57Vic:
I met jabba the hut at the co-op and he said to give him a phone
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22/6/2009
00:06skywalker.:
he's a rough character.
bad man.
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00:07Vic:
ben kenobi just text, jar jar got killed in a drive by.